sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

seblainesparkles:

motherfuckingoakenshield:

we fly like paper

Oh god this is perfect.

this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show. 

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

thegoodlittlesoldier:

super-wolves:

im sorry

im not

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

lovelustfaithandreams:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

These are fantastic.

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

carryon-wayward:

Still my favorite picture on the internet

To remember and let go.
(September 22, 2004 - May 23, 2010)

I CANT